Putzmann's Destiny, serialized
Chapters 16 and 17
Chapters 14 and 15 are now posted on the Putzmann’s Destiny page. Putzmann can’t clear cut his forest, because it’s a conservation area, so he considers staging his own Act of God to burn it down. He discovers the hard way that running over hundreds of toads is just as slippery as driving through manure. After sunset, Freya, a lascivious elf pays a visit to change his mind, or at least distract him. Putzmann spends the night in jail.